So, a friend, who shall remain nameless...okay, so she won't, her name is Bob, decided to seek revenge on my poor helpless self for gifting her with two fine books. "What books?" I can hear you all asking.
Well, two of these fine books, gentle readers:
One for her consort, which is the book above, and the "girl's" version for her. They were wrapped in a lovely paper and there were two fine bookmarks included for the marking of pages.
This apparently did not please her well, for she returned the favor with utmost scorn by subscribing me to many a Christian magazine and newsletter.
Things progressed, so that in the scheme of things, I wished to return the favor, and have sent, or have had sent to her many wondrous things. Things such as she has detailed previously, though she has left a fair few of them out of her retellings.
Here are some of the many things Bob has chosen to provide me, your Divine Miss Minky, with:
The American Family Association Journal - High quality journalism, I assure you.
Beware the HOMOSEXUAL AGENDA! ARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
I'm not just the president, I'm also a member.
This came with a letter that I didn't bother taking a photo of.
This came with a sample of Herbalife supplements which I've misplaced. Please note the various contradictory conditions and ailments I'm supposedly suffering from. Oh, and I'm 70-79 years old. I must say that I look good for my age.
Bob knows how much I love music! Especially fine CHRISTIAN music.
When I finally marry Barbie, my lesbian girlfriend, it may be at the Little Chapel of the Flowers. Someday, transexual Wizard of Oz dolls and lesbian Barbie dolls will have the right to get married, and the god-fearing hate mongers of the world won't be able to stop us!
I just want you to know that I am a "Spirit Led Woman". So don't try to turn me down the left-hand path, because it won't work.
Who knows where this mail war will lead now that it's devolved into such madness? Not I, surely.
By the way, I received a new item in the mail today, but alas, have not had time to photograph it. Rest assured that I will do so in the near future.
Hugs and Hasselhoff,
Your Sweet Love, the Divine Miss Minky
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